General Booty's Booty!

New Oklahoma quarterback, General Booty, has signed a NIL deal and just released an underwear line through Rock 'Em! The first promos are deliciously thirsty. A video, if you are so inclined Those underwear are ugly af. The words booty are too low also. What straight guy is buying those? Who the fuck are they

New Oklahoma quarterback, General Booty, has signed a NIL deal and just released an underwear line through Rock 'Em! The first promos are deliciously thirsty.

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by Anonymousreply 45September 2, 2023 7:08 AM

A video, if you are so inclined

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by Anonymousreply 2August 30, 2023 7:53 PM

Those underwear are ugly af. The words booty are too low also. What straight guy is buying those? Who the fuck are they marketing to?

by Anonymousreply 4August 30, 2023 7:59 PM

Oklahoma fans will buy these 100%

by Anonymousreply 5August 30, 2023 8:06 PM

He should work on his upper body.

by Anonymousreply 7August 30, 2023 8:50 PM

he's got the perfect body for me. fat booty and nice athletic body, but not in an annoying instagay/Equinox trainer way. Also, he's a teenager. He shouldn't have a body like Aaron Schock

by Anonymousreply 8August 30, 2023 9:00 PM

His "booty" is not outstanding, but he's cute in a corn-fed Middle American way.

by Anonymousreply 9August 31, 2023 4:14 AM

R3 is Matt Damon, suddenly embarrassed about using the term faggot after being "instructed" of it's offensiveness by his daughter.

R4-I agree, those are the ugliest, most uncomfortable looking underwear I've ever seen. What material is that? It looks so thick like it would make your ass and balls sweat buckets.

What the hell kind of name is General? I agree with R7-upper body very unimpressive for a football player, and I disagree about his booty, it's just ok nothing to write home about. DL fave Aaron Rodgers' chest and ass are more to my liking

by Anonymousreply 11August 31, 2023 4:43 AM

Aaron's ass is relatively flat.

by Anonymousreply 12August 31, 2023 5:17 AM

His name is General Booty?

He should be President of the world!

by Anonymousreply 14August 31, 2023 6:06 AM

Should have been a thong.

by Anonymousreply 15August 31, 2023 5:56 PM

Is there a Spanish version of him named Generalissimo Booty?

by Anonymousreply 16August 31, 2023 7:20 PM

I'd do him because I like bodies with a little meat on them.

But, objectively we all know that he's not that hot.

by Anonymousreply 17August 31, 2023 7:39 PM

“How can I take you seriously when you have words on your butt!”

by Anonymousreply 18August 31, 2023 7:44 PM

That underwear looks like a longline Playtex girdle women used to wear back in the 1940s and 1950s.

by Anonymousreply 19August 31, 2023 7:46 PM

He’s from Louisiana and comes from a family of star football players. His uncles were both college football quarterbacks and his dad played college ball as well.

by Anonymousreply 20August 31, 2023 10:00 PM

What a ridiculous setting for an underwear campaign. No one would do that cowboy ranch hand shit in their underwear.

by Anonymousreply 22August 31, 2023 10:58 PM

It will distract him from his responsibilities as quarterback. This is just one story about him. Others will follow, and they will have no interest in reporting about Oklahoma football.

I wonder how his teammates feel about this.

by Anonymousreply 23August 31, 2023 11:25 PM

Well, I feel sorry for him!

by Anonymousreply 25August 31, 2023 11:31 PM

He’s not that great of a player, nepobaby, played D2 junior college ball for a year or two to get his game up to D1 level and still looks like a 19 year-old.

He loses nothing by shooting his shot now. His uncles who played in the NFL have probably, rightfully, convinced him to get that NIL money as fast as he can. His dad, who ended up coaching high school football is likely a cautionary tale.

Make that money. If it doesn’t end up in a lucrative NFL contract, as happens with most college players, at least he’s got his face out there and made some cash to start a life.

by Anonymousreply 26September 1, 2023 12:36 AM

R23 the company that is producing the underwear is a local company and they teamed up with a multiple of his teammates to put out their own line of socks, etc. I think they all think it's funny and most of them are posting on social media about it in a positive way.

by Anonymousreply 27September 1, 2023 12:59 AM

Nice, but there's lots better in the NFL.

by Anonymousreply 28September 1, 2023 1:11 AM

lol. you guys are overthinking this

by Anonymousreply 29September 1, 2023 1:15 AM

Pass. Give me some Brock Purdy instead! Best thing to come out of Iowa (by way of Arizona) since Cookie’s barbecue sauce.

BTW, this article aged poorly. Brock had a great season with the 49ers last year…after being the last pick in the entire 2022 draft.

I am sure Christian McCaffrey has welcomed Brock to the team with open arms, and that Brock has tapped Jimmy G for his knowledge, or something, before Jimmy switched teams.

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by Anonymousreply 31September 1, 2023 1:33 AM

General Booty's booty is just fine, although I agree that style of underwear is not the best kind to accentuate it. And there's nothing poking out in front, which is not a good sign in any sort of boxer brief.......

by Anonymousreply 32September 1, 2023 10:42 AM

R31 He's cute - does he allow the services of other mens? Do him, McCaffrey and Nick Bosa shower together? How does San Francisco always end up with hot players for their gays? Tell us more.

by Anonymousreply 33September 1, 2023 3:21 PM

[quote]He should be President of the world!

With Colonel Kink as his VP!

by Anonymousreply 34September 1, 2023 3:29 PM

Did someone really name that child General?

by Anonymousreply 35September 1, 2023 3:33 PM

Naming a child General screams MAGA

by Anonymousreply 37September 1, 2023 3:51 PM

It's better than Private Booty, R37.

by Anonymousreply 38September 1, 2023 4:16 PM

Well, from what I see in the video, he'll never be Major Booty either

by Anonymousreply 39September 1, 2023 4:53 PM

Aaron Rodgers has a pancake butt

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by Anonymousreply 41September 1, 2023 5:10 PM

Because they are in gay heaven in San Francisco. They always have players to attract the demographic there. Why do you think Steve Young was there for a while?

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by Anonymousreply 42September 2, 2023 3:22 AM

I can't believe SF has another hot quarterback. They love the gays.

by Anonymousreply 43September 2, 2023 4:59 AM

Steve Young is still a hot daddy

by Anonymousreply 44September 2, 2023 6:12 AM

His dad is a military buff. His full name is General Axel Booty.

A lot of people think the NIL has ruined college sports and maybe it has but the NCAA has had over 40 years to address the name, image and likeness issue and failed miserably.

by Anonymousreply 45September 2, 2023 7:08 AM

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